Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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