I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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