i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you win again, gameday.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Drunk is not a location!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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