So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You need a sexual gate keeper
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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