white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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