So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
im on a boat
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