God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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