Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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