my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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