Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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