i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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