at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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