What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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