Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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