I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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