I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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