just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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