You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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