I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
