**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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