Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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