I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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