Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
