So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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