Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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