escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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