Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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