if you like me you must not know who I am
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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