I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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