ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize