sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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