Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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