Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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