is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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