Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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