escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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