I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
