I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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