So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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