So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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