Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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