I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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