Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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