I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My feet surprised me
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
