tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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