Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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