Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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