Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize