Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize