well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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