i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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