im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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