Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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