I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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