so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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