omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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